Jessie, at work and listening to accuholidays.com, talks to herself:

Jessamyn says: Man, this version of Winter Wonderland is AWFUL
Jessamyn says: It's Charlotte Church
Jessamyn says: Have you heard her sing before?
Jessamyn says: She sounds a little bit like if Julia Child were to start singing
Jessamyn says: Well, if she weren't dead, I mean
Jessamyn says: It has a muppet-esque quality to it
Jessamyn says: her voice, that is
Jessamyn says: like it couldn't possibly be someone taking themselves SERIOUSLY
Jessamyn says: does she always sound like this?
Jessamyn says: "gone awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayayayayay is the bluebird..."
Jessamyn says: "here to stayayayayayayay is the new bird..."
Jessamyn says: whew, it's over now
Jessamyn says: and you missed the whole thing, lucky you